Things got bawdy when the husbands gathered for poker on Wednesday's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
With the ladies away in Jamaica for castmate Jennifer Aydin's 42ndbirthday, the guys met at the home she shared with Bill Aydin in Paramus, New Jersey, for shots and cards.
Almost immediately, the conversation between the men turned toward sex.
Poker party: Bill Aydin hosted a poker party for the husbands while their wives were away during Wednesday's episode of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
'I'm the problem in the house, 'cause I'd like to have sex every day,' admitted Joe Benigno, Margaret Joseph's husband. 'Listen, I'm 63, I could probably go for two to three times a day.'
'Well, I could go eight times a day,' cracked Joe Gorga, 40, Melissa's husband.
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Share'Is that once with your wife, and seven times by yourself?' asked Frank Catania, Dolores' ex.
'If that's what it takes,' Joe retorted.
Sex talk: Joe Gorga cracked that he could have sex eight times a day
The problem: Joe Benigno admitted that he was the problem because he would like to have sex at least once every day
Good one: Frank Catania quizzed Gorga about his sex life
Bill, 40, thanked Joe for feeding Jennifer 'shot after shot' at Melissa's recent birthday party, noting that 'the last time I got some was that night.'
Joe pretended to be impressed with his restraint, saying: 'Melissa's like, ''What's wrong with you? That's all you want!'' I like what you do. Once a month, you keep her wanting it.'
'I don't know about once a month, but it's almost that rare,' Bill confirmed.
Giving thanks: Bill, 40, thanked Joe for feeding Jennifer 'shot after shot' at Melissa's recent birthday party, noting that 'the last time I got some was that night'
Privately, however, Joe couldn't understand it.
'I have to have sex at least five days a week,' he said. 'You gotta release that poison. If you don't release that poison, you're not happy.'
'Anyone that's banging once a month has definitely got something wrong in their marriage.'
Something wrong: Gorga privately said he couldn't understand rare sex
Good times: The guys had fun drinking shots, playing poker and talking to each other without any drama
'You must jerk off every day, right Billy?' Joe asked his pal, who later admitted to watching porn.
The men were happy to be far from the drama in Jamaica, where the women were still reeling from the infighting that took place the night before.
Though they'd started out as fun events, a group rum tasting and tequila shots had led some of the cast to take nasty jabs at each other.
Porn watcher: Bill admitted to watching pornographic movies during the poker party
Having fun: Jackie Goldschneider's husband Evan also had fun at the husbands' poker party
Dolores Catania, 48, argued with Jackie Goldschneider, 43, calling her 'a dog with a bone' who couldn't let things go, and Jennifer announced that Dolores didn't consider Jackie a friend.
'When I drink, I'm a truth-teller,' Jennifer admitted. 'So if you don't want me to open my mouth, don't give me those five shots of tequila. Maybe just two shots.'
Margaret, 52, had also made an unfortunate gaffe, cracking that Teresa Giudice, 47, preferred 21-year-old rum because it wasn't 'jailbait,' which nodded to the rumor that Teresa was dating.
Truth teller: Jennifer Aydin admitted that she tells the harsh truth when drinking
'It didn't even click to me about the cheating rumors,' Margaret later confessed, thinking of Teresa's husband Joe Giudice, 47. 'Don't give the Marge a cocktail. S*** comes out.'
When Melissa told Joe about the incident, he told her Teresa might have a delayed reaction.
'She takes about 12 hours to process it,' explained Joe, Teresa's brother. 'I guarantee you. Listen to me! Today she's gonna say, ''What the f*** did you say?'' You'll see!'
Processing period: Melissa Gorga told her husband Joe about Margaret Josephs making a crack about his sister Teresa Giudice and he accurately predicted that she would bring it up
That morning, the cast split up for the day's activity, with Teresa, Melissa and Dolores hitting the beach, and Margaret, Jackie and Jennifer going horseback riding in the ocean.
Before they left on their trips, Margaret, Melissa and Jackie talked about the previous night, and Melissa shared that Dolores had been talking about Jackie behind the scenes.
'Dolores was saying, ''We were raised one way, and you were raised another way,'' she told Jackie, who had been all ready to forgive and forget.
Spilling it: Jackie was told by Melissa that Dolores Catania had issues with how they were raised
In a flashback scene during the season 10 episode titled Cut From A Different Cloth, Dolores was shown saying that she felt Jackie was brought up to be 'free, liberal,' while the rest of them were raised to be close to their families.
'It's so foreign to me,' Dolores mused. 'I couldn't be close with her for that reason.'
The women wondered what Dolores had meant, and Melissa vowed to find out.
The horseback riding trip wasn't glamorous as Margaret had hoped it would be, as the horses pooped in the water.
Horseback ride: Margaret, Jackie and Jennifer went horseback riding in the ocean
'When I booked this beautiful excursion, I pictured white, sandy beaches and my hair flowing like Margaret of Arabia,' she said. 'Not another s*** show.'
Jennifer, who'd never ridden a horse before, yelled 'my crotch is numb!' before falling off her steed into the poop-filled water.
'She's swimming in sewage,' Margaret told the cameras. 'I mean, she's definitely gonna have to get on antibiotics when we get out of the water.'
Dirty water: Jennifer, who'd never ridden a horse before, yelled 'my crotch is numb!' before falling off her steed into the poop-filled water
Antibiotics needed: Margaret in a confessional said of Jennifer's spill, 'She's swimming in sewage. I mean, she's definitely gonna have to get on antibiotics when we get out of the water'
'This is so much fun,' Jennifer joked. 'Let's never do it again. I think I swallowed some poo water.'
Elsewhere, Teresa, Melissa and Dolores luxuriated on the beach, drinking cocktails.
Teresa was waiting for a decision to come through on her husband's appeal.
Kicking back: Melissa meanwhile kicked back on the beach with Teresa and Dolores
Born in Italy, he had never obtained American citizenship, and moved back to his homeland in October as he awaited a decision by immigration authorities about permanent deportation.
'I hope it's a good outcome,' she said. 'I want it to be a good outcome for my daughters, 'cause they need Daddy home. Like, Audriana, she's nine. He's been gone since she's six.'
She asked her friends what they thought would happen.
Deportation appeal: Teresa was waiting for a decision to come through on her husband Joe's deportation appeal
'I really want him to come home, but I do think they're gonna make an example out of him,' Melissa, 40, admitted.
'I just wanna be happy again,' Teresa shared. 'It's like, I haven't been happy in so long.'
'You know what I think's gonna happen for you?' Melissa asked. 'I feel like, whether it be with Joe or not with Joe, I honestly feel there's a f***ing rainbow at the end.'
Getting emotional: The mother of four girls wiped away tears talking about Joe
In a confessional, she added: 'I would never say to Teresa, ''You're not gonna end up with Joe,'' but my gut feeling is that Teresa is gonna end up moving on.'
'It's been really dark the past five years,' Teresa confirmed.
'It will be super hard, and it is scary, but it's also full of possibilities, and I want her to start imagining that,' Melissa explained.
Gut feeling: Melissa admitted that her 'gut feeling' was that Teresa would end up moving on
The women on the horseback trip were also talking about Teresa over drinks.
'Listen, it's obviously hard for her with Joe's legal battle,' Margaret considered. 'It's emotionally draining on her. If the rest of your family is falling apart and sad, you have to be the strong one, right? So she has a lot of people to put up a good face for.'
Margaret related to Teresa's legal stresses, as her apparel, accessory and home goods business just settled a lawsuit brought by the company Vineyard Vines for trademark infringement.
Legal battle: Margaret related to Teresa's legal stresses after recently settling a lawsuit
'One lawsuit really could cause a snowball effect and almost wipe you out,' Margaret explained in a confessional, saying the alleged infringement was committed by a licensee.
She had to file bankruptcy and was still paying off 'the last $100,000 that I owed them,' she said.
On the beach, Melissa told Dolores that Jackie had been upset by some of her comments.
Candid conversation: Back on the beach, Melissa told Dolores that Jackie had been upset by some of her comments
'I can't deal with that s***,' Dolores said. 'There's just s*** about Jackie that bugs me. Jackie's so sensitive, I think she's fragile, and I've given her a lot of slack, Melissa.'
Privately, Melissa noted that Dolores had been raised to avoid getting emotional, because it made her look weak.
When she told Dolores that Margaret was angry about it, too, Teresa interrupted, saying, 'Wait a minute, did you guys catch what [Margaret] said about me?'
Bugged out: Dolores told Melissa that Jackie 'bugs' her and was too sensitive
'I mean, why would she throw out that dig last night about the 21-year-old rum? Honestly, Margaret's pissing me off right now. She's like a clogged toilet with all her f***ing bulls***.'
That night, the women went out to dinner for Jennifer's birthday.
Teresa spotted a sign that said 'Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.'
Rum dig: Teresa as predicted brought up Margaret making a dig at her about the 21-year-old rum
'Look at this! A sign just for me, right, Margaret?' she joked loudly.
Margaret asked Teresa if she had been offended by her crack at the rum tasting, and Teresa said she felt 'disappointed' because she considered Margaret a friend.
Margaret apologized, and Teresa went along with it, but she wasn't really mollified.
Personal sign: A sign reading 'Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old as long as she buys him a few drinks first' was brought by Teresa to the table
Feeling disappointed: Teresa admitted to Margaret that she was 'disappointed' by her crack
'Maybe Margaret doesn't think I'm smart enough to see that she's trying to take a shot at me, when of course, I got it,' Teresa said privately. 'And if you think I didn't then you're f***ing stupid.'
Dolores then confronted Jackie, asking her if she had a problem with her and Jackie admitted that she'd heard what Dolores said about them being different.
'Listen, it's just we're cut from a different cloth, and [you are] not like me in a way that I would wanna be much closer to you,' Dolores told her.
Different cloth: Dolores then confronted Jackie, asking her if she had a problem with her and Jackie admitted that she'd heard what Dolores said about them being different
'When you fight, it gets on my nerves; the things that you say get under my skin, and you get so upset about things that a lot of people here don't.'
'I get more upset than all of you?' Jackie asked. 'When all of you have fought over everything?'
Dolores said that all of the women felt the same way, which Melissa adamantly denied.
Good point: Jackie questioned the assertion that she gets more upset than the other women
'Jackie, what it just comes down to is, you're just not for me,' Dolores stated. 'That's all.'
'You don't know s*** about me,' Jackie replied. 'You're making judgments out of your f***ing a**.'
Each woman denied wanting to be friends, and Jackie added: 'I don't consider it a loss, Dolores.'
'Oh my God, we're yelling in a restaurant again,' Melissa remarked, and everyone went home.
The Real Housewives Of New Jersey will return next week on Bravo.
Bottom line: Dolores said it all came down to the fact that Jackie was not for her
Restaurant scene: Melissa noted they were yelling in a restaurant yet again
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